Sunday, December 6, 2009

There are more sick people in the world now!

So, its a Monday, again. And well, here is another week of repetition of the last, and the one before the last, and the previous one before the last two, and so on. You get the idea. Its hectic yet boring, got to help my dad in his office, but at least i get some cash out of it. I mean to be completely honest, its the only reason why I'm doing it. Anyways enough about the work i have and the things i got to do. Lets update ourselves with some wired information about what's going on in the world and how sick and stupid some people really are. Heard about the 13 year old dad? I bet most of you did, and if you didnt, what world are you in or how dead are you? Anyways being a thirteen year old dad, its really bad, but he didn't break the record for being the youngest parent. haha guess who did? OK, before i reveal her, yes she is a girl, I'm going to say this: what the hell is wrong with the world today? Is there some competition going on or something? Are there more sick and dumb people here now? Man this shit just gets better and better huh? Well OK the girl that is holding the record now for being the youngest parent gave birth on her wedding day, at the tender age of 11 years old. She meet her now husband (19 years old)when he scared off the bullies that were bulling her somewhere. Heroic? OR Retarded? hahah. So well she was impressed by what he did and fell in love with him, and well they, fucked a lot i guess. So yeah her granny started to realize how much weight shes been putting on and soon found out that it wasnt because of the burgers she ate. After giving birth to her daughter, she told the news this: now i have a new toy to play with. What the fuck is wrong with this girl, babies aren't toys! i wonder what kind of mother would she be. Anyways now after the wedding and the birth of their new child/toy, the husband my be going to prison for having sex with a minor. Well i really dont want to comment on that cause i don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing. See if he goes to prison, he gets punished but who is going to be a father to their toy, i mean child? And if he gets let off and be able to be a father to their child, not only is he getting away with committing a crime, but it makes other guys be more daring to have sex with minors. All they have to do is make sure she gets pregnant and then marry her, and if he doesn't like her, there is always a thing called divorce. Haha okay that was a joke. Well lets just make sure we don't land ourselves in situations like this. I mean kids nowadays are really growing up fast, when i was 11, all i cared about was creating the awesomest prank to make anyone and everyone that come to my mind pissed off. I didn't even know what sex is, all i knew was how babies are made, i mean i didn't know how sperms gets in to the womb, all i thought was that if a guy kissed a girl and hug her in a certain way she'll get pregnant? I know its retarded but well that was my thinking then. At least i was kind of innocent. ;)

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